AISubs v3.7
I don't care if you don't like it or not, but I want it!
I don't care!
I want to do it.
I've heard of the so-called "alcohol bomb" before.
You can't do that, Tetsuya-san.
A long time ago, when I suggested drinking and exercising,
you said, 'No, no!'
Leave it to me.
Oh, what is it?
People who drink become stupid,
so they say things that don't make sense.
Before, you said 'alcohol bomb' in sports,
and I said 'power increases'.
It does, doesn't it?
That's a mistake. It didn't matter in the end.
I don't think you're drunk.
So you're the one who believes in 'alcohol bomb'?
Of course I do!
Don't talk about 'alcohol bomb' if you don't believe in it!
Don't drink on purpose!
This time, I'll give you the right to talk about 'alcohol bomb'.
Why do you keep telling me that?
Well, you know,
even if you don't have any evidence,
this is something that makes you stronger!
If you say it while you're doing research,
they'll say, 'Hey, you can't say that!'
This time,
we'll have you prove that you don't have 'alcohol bomb'.
I don't know about it,
but apparently, when you drink alcohol,
you can eat a lot of food!
That's impossible!
I really don't know what you're talking about,
but you can eat more food because you don't drink, right?
No, but that's scientifically true.
What do you mean?
When you break down alcohol,
carbohydrates are absolutely necessary,
so you have to add carbohydrates in the end.
That's wrong.
When you drink alcohol,
you don't eat much rice, right?
So carbohydrates are relatively few,
so in the end,
you'll want to eat rice or ramen.
Carbohydrates?
Well, whether you eat a lot of food or not,
might be different.
What?
Wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, like,
if you only eat tea,
you won't know if you eat a lot of food.
So what's wrong with drinking alcohol?
Drinking alcohol about food?
You'll get hungry.
So you can eat a lot of food after you drink it?
Hmm...
That's obvious.
You can eat a lot of food?
You can eat it on your own,
while you don't know.
Thank you for proving it.
In order to prove it,
we have a mochi pot in front of you,
right?
You'll eat it,
all of it,
with all your might.
Yeah.
Well, you're a shirafu,
so you have basic abilities,
as a shirafu.
Wait a minute.
Can I eat it as a shirafu?
Of course you can.
That's impossible.
What?
I can't eat it because I want to eat it normally.
Is the existence of a mochi pot that bad?
That's true.
Is a mochi pot...
"It's so oily, what should we do?" "Let's use whisky." "It's better than udon!" "What are you talking about? You said it yourself." "You said it yourself."
"We should drink alcohol." "We should drink alcohol." "Drinking alcohol is old-fashioned, so we shouldn't drink it."
"Should we eat it normally?" "We're going to eat a lot of food now." "Of course we'll be full."
"Is there a way to test it?" "Well, you don't have to do it, but you're not allowed to shout."
"I've never used it." "This time, let's limit it to one hour."
"We've proven that we won't be full in an hour." "Just eat a lot of food." "That's right."
"But we can't say we can't do it because we don't have alcohol." "We have to fight with all our might." "That's the biggest problem."
"If you have this, you can't do it." "If you drink this, you want to eat it." "If you drink it, you want to eat it." "I think you'll feel sick."
"I think you'll feel sick." "You're noisy." "I'm not noisy." "You're drunk." "I'm going to get drunk. Let's hurry up."
"You're the one who's drinking." "You have to weigh it before you eat it." "Let's do it."
"One hour of normal measurement." "Ready, go!"
"First of all, let's toast." "Can I stop drinking?" "Yes, yes, yes. After you drink it, you can talk and drink it."
"You're drinking, aren't you?" "Add more cabbage." "Isn't it too much vegetables?" "182." "Hurry up!" "I'll eat it all at first." "That's right, you'll run out of it."
"Please eat more." "221." "Thank you for the meal." "Wow, it's delicious." "We're using good mochi this time." "Wow, it's delicious. I'm happy." "I want to drink."
"Are you going to drink next week?" "That's right." "I'm looking forward to it for a week."
"Hey, brother, I want this." "It looks delicious." "I don't want it."
The shochu is really delicious.
I'm ready to go crazy, but can I drink shochu?
Do you drink oolong tea?
I didn't know oolong tea was shochu.
You're a crook.
I can drink shochu.
But you're drinking oolong tea.
What do you mean?
I said that two weeks ago and laughed a lot.
But you can't laugh at your opponent, can you?
If you were drinking, you would have been laughed at.
Let's talk about the same thing from the beginning.
Hey, I'm sorry.
That's a rule.
That's fine, right?
I don't mind if noodles go in here.
If you're drinking, you don't have to eat noodles.
Today I'm going to make money with noodles.
Should I eat mozunabe?
Hamburger.
It's the first time I've decided on a hamburger.
Hamburger or kebab?
That's where mozunabe came in.
And mozburger.
Mozburger is crazy.
I'll never do it.
That's nice.
Shinshin is delicious.
Next, I'll eat something called grilled ramen.
It's like a signboard menu.
My opponent is trying to eat something other than ramen.
I'll take it off every time.
You're not just putting vegetables in it, are you?
Wait a minute.
This is definitely a one-time thing.
I'm really watching you.
Really.
That's enough.
After all, moz looked like the worst.
How many minutes has it been?
It hasn't been 20 minutes.
It's been 20 minutes.
Maybe I should stop.
You really don't want it?
I'll eat it.
I feel sick.
I'll eat it.
I don't want to eat it.
But I'll eat it.
I can't eat it.
Seriously.
I can't eat it.
Seriously, there's still 36 minutes left.
But this is my third hotpot.
I've eaten one hotpot.
That's amazing. That's what you think.
I think I've shown you enough of my cool side.
No, no, no.
Your skin is still light, everyone.
I'll eat it.
30 minutes have passed.
Then I'll say it's 2 times this.
Please eat it properly.
I'll say it's 0.5 times this.
It can't be more than that.
You're honest.
I want you to eat it somehow.
Please prepare it by next week.
Wow!
When I look at the mochi, it's a little...
The mochi and this remaining juice are absolutely...
As a theory that there may be a little...
I don't know if I'm eating it or not.
There are times when I don't know.
I'm hungry because I ate it.
There are many times like that.
This is amazing.
This oil.
Try it.
Oh, that's amazing.
We're eating and drinking this.
Wow, it's like Chinese food all at once.
If that's the case...
Wow, I'm hungry now.
10 minutes left.
Do your best.
Isn't it 10 minutes?
Oh, really?
That's right.
It's sudden.
You should have said it when you came.
When I said I'd contact you...
When you were drinking all of a sudden...
You looked like a man who was drunk.
What do you mean by drinking all of a sudden?
I really don't do that.
I'm not standing naked.
It's not like that kind of drinking.
By the way...
I'm not like, 'Oh, Mr. Himemaru.'
Mr. Himemaru is manly.
Hehehe.
I'm a little drunk.
Hahahahaha.
I'm not drunk.
Hey, it's the second time...
In order to win by drinking alone...
Let's think of a plan.
I don't think it's a good idea.
Why?
Don't think of anything and eat a lot of delicious food.
But that's drinking alone.
Drinking alone may activate your brain...
And you may come up with a good plan.
Activation is bad.
I can read it up to five years later.
I don't know if I'll be the next president of the United States.
Five years later, I'll be...
Hahaha.
Because you haven't been activated yet.
Five minutes left.
No, no, thank you.
Harden it!
Three minutes left!
Last spurt!
Do your best!
Thank you.
Do your best!
I'll do my best.
"One minute left!" "Eat it!"
I can only do push-ups.
"Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one." "Change it! Change it! Change it!"
"Fifteen." "Zero." "Time's up!"
So, we got the results, but we can't say it here.
Wow, I hate eating mochi for an hour.
"Is it next week?" "It's next week."
Maybe it won't go up next week.
"Maybe." "Maybe."
Maybe it won't go up next week.
Well, it's a test, so it doesn't matter.
Okay, I'll do my best next week, too!
Next week
It's weird.
It's better without it.
The make-up artist sprayed it carefully earlier.
"This?" "It's like fixing your eye habit."
What's that?
"Is he here?" "Maybe he is."
Wait, I might not be able to get drunk today.
The person next to me is too drunk.
This is really bad, but it's better than going to an izakaya.
"Can I have some of that ice?" "It's true."
I'm gonna kill you.
It's already over from the beginning.
Then, let's have a toast.
"Cheers!" "Thank you for your hard work."
You're good at clapping.
"By the way," "You're really noisy."
"Recently," "I've been listening to 'Maker's Mark' all the time."
It's rare for 'Maker's Mark' to come and clap.
"Really?" "But basically..."
It's crazy.
Everyone, how drunk are you?
Well, I'm really 60% drunk.
"Wow, you're really drunk." "Wow, you're really drunk."
If I were in this studio,
I'd be drunk right away.
"If Toshimitsu is in a good mood," "the video will be funny,"
so please watch it every day.
Please watch it every day, Toshimitsu.
First of all, I'm drunk.
"Today, I'm drunk." "Let me tell you earlier."
"Then," "Within Japan,"
more than 100 people are drunk.
Everyone likes drunk people.
"Well, you know," "I've only been drinking last week," "so I don't really need it anymore."
Wow, did you reset it?
"Oh, you're drunk." "Oh, you're drunk."
Oh, you're drunk.
It doesn't go up much.
But it's not like you're completely drunk.
You're singing about homosexuality, aren't you?
"No, even if I'm drunk like this," "it doesn't go around."
"It doesn't go around." "Ah, that's interesting, too."
Toshimitsu might be the only one that doesn't go around.
"Thank you for the drink." "Alright!"
"Can we start?" "Alright, let's go!"
"One hour." "Ready, start!"
"Thank you for the drink." "Thank you for the drink."
Thank you for the drink.
It's thinner than last week.
You know, it's less oily.
But, like, the drink...
Toshimitsu, are you okay?
"No!" "This may be weird, but it's not like you're completely drunk."
Toshimitsu is drunk.
If only I was drunk.
For us, you know,
we think that people who say, 'A drunk person can eat,'
eat more.
If you couldn't eat it, what would you do?
We forbid you to use the word 'drink buff'.
It doesn't hurt or itches me anyway.
Look, I'm using cabbage wherever I cut it.
I don't have any mochi!
You're making it up!
Dad, you want some?
No, I said I don't have any mochi! I'm not making mochi! I'm making cabbage noodles!
I'm sorry.
Can I wash the mochi?
You do it! I don't make mochi noodles!
Dad, stop it!
I said I don't make mochi noodles!
Ah, it's good to drink alcohol!
Hahahahaha!
Thank you for your hard work!
Let's make 'mochi noodles' with cabbage!
It's completely different from last time.
It's so smooth!
Yeah, it's so smooth.
It's really like that.
It's a little sweet and beautiful.
It's the first time I've been here since 'Civilman' ended.
Oh, I did it, too!
Ryo and Tetsuya said they weren't interested and went somewhere.
Where's Tetsuya?
Oh, he's here.
When did you get married to an entertainer?
It doesn't matter!
It's like me saying what matters the most this year.
Hahahahaha!
I'll drink it up.
It's dangerous.
Hahahahaha!
You know what I mean.
Ryo and Tetsuya's 'mochi noodles' are complete!
"Pour oil into it." "Put oil in it and pour alcohol in it."
"No, no, no, no, no. Are there people who are mistaken?" "Not eating, but getting drunk!" "This is too much of a burden and it's annoying!"
"There are a lot of cigarettes, right?" "Have you ever smoked?" "Huh?" "When you're drunk, you know." "A little, a little, a little." "Um, doctor." "Yes, it's me." "Um, can you smoke here and feel like you're drunk?" "Well, it doesn't matter if it's a verification or not." "Yeah, it doesn't matter, so it's okay."
What is this?
Oh, it's like this.
Mr. Shibayu gave it to me.
And I bought four of them, so I'll give you one.
What are you talking about?
Where did you get it from?
Shibayu gave it to me.
Let's win for real.
Last week, we...
Last week, you guys worked hard while complaining.
Last week, we complained a lot.
It's okay to have it now, right?
It's good, so...
Let's start from here and go to the main.
Main!
No!
I can't drink it!
You don't have to drink it.
You don't have to drink it at all.
If you use alcohol and drink it all, anything is fine, right?
I feel sick.
Hey, don't say that in front of me.
Last night, I thought about where I would go if I was drunk.
I was wearing this.
Toshimitsu is waiting for you, but are you okay?
If you don't eat it, you'll lose last week.
Toshimitsu.
Will I lose?
It's dangerous, isn't it?
The quality is different from last week.
Even if the quality is different, I don't know if it's an appreciation.
I don't know what it means to be drunk.
20 minutes left!
Gero action!
No, it's not.
If you spit out Gero, you'll lose.
To whom?
To you, who lost last week.
You can win next week.
There's only a little time left.
How many minutes are left?
Hey!
How many minutes are left?
No, I cut off 12 minutes.
100g.
Wow, it's perfect.
Can you give me 1 million yen?
1 minute left.
The smell of oil is really bad.
But it's the last one.
30 seconds left.
30 seconds is really fast.
22 minutes and 12 seconds.
10 seconds left.
18 minutes and 12 seconds.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Time's up!
Thank you for your hard work for two weeks.
There is a theory that you can eat a lot of food when you drink.
I will announce the results.
The total weight of the three people last week was 3,890g.
You ate more than 1kg of food.
Toshimitsu ate 987g of food.
You didn't eat at all.
Yumemaru ate 1,850g of food.
You ate a lot of Toshimitsu's food.
I ate a lot of Toshimitsu's food.
You ate 1,047g of food.
I love hot pot.
You ate a lot of Toshimitsu's food.
Yumemaru ate 1,800g of food.
The total weight of the three people last week was 3,890g of food.
You drank 3,000g of alcohol this week.
You drank 953g of food this week!
Takebafuuuuuuu!
That's crazy.
You drank 63g of food this week.
63g?
63g!
63g of food!
But hasn't Toshimitsu lost weight?
I'll tell you what happened.
Last week, Toshimitsu was 987g of food.
This week, he's 975g of food.
That's a lot of food!
It's not the same at all.
It's almost the same.
I thought I lost weight.
Last week, Toshimitsu was 1856g of food.
This week, he's 1572g of food.
Wait a minute.
He's 3,000g of food.
I think I drank 3,400g of alcohol.
Last week, Toshimitsu was 1047g of food.
This week, he's 1406g of food.
That's a lot of food!
You can eat a lot of food!
Looking at this, if you drink alcohol, you won't be able to eat that much.
Insect glasses are an exception.
This is really an exception.
Yumioh and Mussan are fighting in large numbers.
It's really an exception.
Mussan is taking about 1.4 times as much.
That's a lot of food, isn't it?
If Mussan is taking about the same amount of food as me, I can beat him up.
1.4 times is pretty good.
The number of times Pokemon's attack power has increased is 1.5 times.
That's strange.
Pokemon?
[I don't know what you're talking about.]
You can't believe the word "insect glasses" or "alcohol bomb" except for insect glasses.
It's not like there's no such thing in the world, but there are people like that and people like that who don't.
So, future big eaters should definitely drink and challenge themselves.
But 1.4 times...
1.4 times is a lot of food.
That's really a lot of food.
It's harder than other people's food.
Let's enjoy it in our own way of drinking and eating it.
Thank you for the food.
It was delicious.